Only dead fish follow the stream

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November 2010

If you really knew me

Do you always get the feeling that you are misunderstood? lonely? depressed? not able to trust someone? Do you always get the feeling that you want to be able to trust someone but you cant because your afraid of how it might damage your reputation? Do you always get the feeling no matter how hard you tried to fit in, people always judge you by what they see? The humans that we are, we are...

If she’s the first thing you think of when you wake up, the only thing you think of when you’re awake and the last thing you think of before you go to bed, then she is really somebody special.

Pencil: You know, I'm really sorry.
Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil: I'm sorry cos you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
Eraser: That's true, but I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you'll have to replace me with a new one. I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate to see you sad.

Dear Dumbledore, I just got off the phone with...

Heaps chill day

Not literally, of course. It’s like 30 degrees or something outside. School was gooooood. Apparently, it’s No Violence Against Women day or something so Malua handed out white ribbons, small brochures and temp. tattoos. Our grade did our part by wearing the white ribbons and tattooing ourselves. I wore a white ribbon and tattooed myself on my wrist and on my shoulder. Well done...

Anonymous asked: Dear Cj,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress

The ultimate chill sesh.

A massive blanket fort Pokemon cards Harry Potter Nerf guns Gummi Bears Marshmallows Ninja stars Walkie talkies Curly fries Halo Sock puppets Cookies Bubble wrap Coloring books Crayons and a zombie apocolypse.

Curse you, Potter Puppet Pals! I wasted my download on your hilarious videos!

100 things to do when you're bored in class.

Speak in improper English like ain’t, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor. When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud. If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you. When the teacher calls on you to answer the question,...

Hi, my name is Cj

and I have an unhealthy addiction to Froot Loops and Pokemon.

Too hot, bro. Stuck in my room with my fan on. I can’t turn it up fully cos it makes a weird noise and rocks back and forth. Bring winter back! Wouldn’t it be awesome if we actually had a white Christmas in Australia?! Well, I guess you can if you go up to the mountains, but that doesn’t count. Totally craving for some decent weather right now.

For Christmas, I'd like:

Snaaaapbacks New kicks Varsity jackets Hoodies Nerf guns Pokemon goodies SLR camera Jeans Cardigans iPod Mobile Money It’s cool if I don’t get anything, just thought I’d put that out there.

Stalk me on twitter, lad.

K, I made a twitter. No idea how to use it, but I made one. Time to go on a following spree, methinks.

Procrastinating!

Ughhh, essays are lame. Doing my essay is how I’m avoiding my chores. Tumblr, Facebook and msn is how I’m avoiding my essay. I think I’ll make a twitter. You know what? I could go for some ice cream.

History is the factual, objective recording of events through documents, archives, records, artefacts and physical evidence. Memory is the recollections of individuals and their personal experience of events. Both history and memory must be valued as one complements the other; without one, the story of events that shape human experience are incomplete. However, the differing nature of history and...

Lawl, someone turned the modem back on. This essay’s never going to get done. Laters to my HSC.

The Fourth Kind

Watching it at Ryan’s house right now. So far, I’m bored but I’m sticking through. Apparently, it’s a really good movie but you have to watch all of it. So that’s what I’m doing! I’m just chillin’ in Ryan’s lounge room with his sister, cousins, my sister and the three puppies.

SMSH Year 12 formal

Omg, twas awesome. Thanks for the invite Russ! Totes made new friends and had a great time. I’m heaps tired/dead right now so expect a longer post when I’m bothered to recount tonight’s endeavors. Night!

You know what's annoying...

kaliturner: Harry Potter spoilers. All over the place. After it’s been out for one day. You know what else is annoying? Trying to pronounce Polish names.

“Dear Katy Perry, I liked the kiss too.”

– Sincerely, Justin Bieber.

“Dear Baseball players, Our balls are bigger.”

– Sincerely, Softball players.

“Dear Magma, You rock my world.”

– Sincerely, Earth.

“I love it when you go down on me.”

“Hey Milk, you make me wet.”

I wonder if commas hate periods just as much as...

See what I did there? GRAMMATICAL HUMOR! Har har har.

Don't sends texts during class.

Teachers can tell. Come on, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.

Dear Ke$ha, I'm not toothpaste. You will get...

When I go driving, my dad is a great supervisor.

Cj: Hey, Dad.
Dad: (Doing something on his phone) Mmm?
Cj: I just ran a red light.
Dad: Mmm, what?
Cj: I ran a red light.
Dad: What? Were there cameras?
Cj: No.
Dad: Oh, don't worry then.
Cj: GOOD SUPERVISION.

When Manny Pacquiao wins tonight, my family will...

Finally uncapped :3 Time to upload some pictures onto facebook and reblog posts on tumblr.

The Fiftieth Gate

There is a palace of hidden treasures. In this palace there are forty-nine gates that separate good from evil, the blessing from the curse Beyond them is a fiftieth gate larger than the entire world. It is a hidden gate. On this gate there is a lock, which has a narrow place where the key may be inserted. Come and see. Through this gate all other gates may be...