Cj: Hey, Ate? What did you have for dinner?
Krys: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!
Cj: I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT YOU HAD FOR DINNER.
Krys: STOP TALKING TO MEEE. YOU'RE SO ANNOYING.
Cj: JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU HAD FOR DINNER.
Krys: We had sinigang and there's some longanisa left.
Cj: See, was that so hard?
Krys: Yes, stop talking to me.
The day will never come when I will stop wishing...
It’s time to listen to some old school Neyo. I’m sure his awesome talent will lighten up la moood.
Today was the first day I didn’t leave the house. The wooorst! Full thought I was going to hit up the Boxing Day sales to nab some bargains but we didn’t go </3. It was probably the only day I will ever willingly spend my own money and go broke. I did nothing productive today either. I pretty much watched TV the whole day. I guess learning to control my dad’s mini helicopter...
YFC Glenmore Park
Ok, let’s do this. Sorry if you find your little paragraph thingy a bit lacking but I’m bad with conveying feeling through words. Don’t get cut if someone’s thing is longer than yours, I still love you. And soz to anyone that I’ve left out, goldfish memory, ya know? Alright alright, LETSDODISS. To avoid sooky-la-la’s, I’m writing this in alphabetical...
I see presents under the Christmas tree with my...
Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally...
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."