April 2012
mayday parade: katie don't cry i kno-
me: bursts out in hysterical sobbing
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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
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gayerthanjew:
like seriously bodies are so crazy like if you want to move your leg you just move it that’s it you don’t even think like ‘leg i command you to move’ it just gOES
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What would you do? if yo son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cuz he’s hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep wit a man for a little bit of money, and his daddy’s gone somewhere smokin rock now, in and out of lock down, I aint gotta job now, so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
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I swear my dad doesn’t trust me.
*Dad sees two McDonalds cups on the table* Dad: Who did you have McDonalds with!? Me: ..mum Dad: Oh, your mother was here? Me: Yeah, she took me to tafe. Dad: That’s ok then. Me: Who do you think was here? Dad: I don’t know, don’t worry about it.
YEAH OLRITE.
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ryannxp:
PLOT TWIST: Asami is really an Equalist with a penis and she plans to take away Mako’s bending and virginity.
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Blake: Isn't Gaby ugly when she has straight hair?
Me: I don't know, I don't really notice appearances.
Blake: Oh, right, you notice what's on the inside. Brains, right?
Me: Yeah, pretty much.
Blake: Yeah, you're weird.
Me: Wow, thanks Blake.
