Only dead fish follow the stream

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via rnumble)

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